To bee Sexy
Nina, how I love you.
Things that get me "excited"
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
One for me, and one for my homies.
To bee Sexy
The Ass Page
Danglers, caught on film.
Fark this.
Hot Sisters
Hot Relatives
Oh...the memories
Picture of the time being
All about miss hot buns herself.
Funny Shit
Contact Me
The Kitters
Sexiest People Alive/Dead/Inanimate

To bee Sexy. Genius Nina, pure genius.


There are a few exceptions for these rules.
1) Treasure trails are only not sexy if they are on girls, or if they are muffalisious and red. Eek.
2) It is possible to lose your virginity even if you have hairy nipples, this guide is just a "general" rule sheet, there is hope for everyone.
3) Getting fucked in the ass is sick. 5 head.

Any further questions? e-mail them to me. You should be sexy unless you resemble a Grandma who was shoveled in the face, ass fucked, then declared "Turbo Slut".