So where was I? Right, I just moved to Canada. Well since that was
a terrible quickly written bunch of bullshit, I just might HAVE to tell you the real story. I was born in the Sault 8lbs 5oz,
beautiful blue eyes and strawberry blonde hair, lived in Goulais River (oh -fuck- yeah), then moved WAY out to the boonies
(Searchmont). Finally moved to the Sault for like grade 6, then BACK out to Goulais. That pretty much sums up everything before
highschool, other than I actually got good grades. AHHH! Into highschool I got increasingly taller and blonder, and of course
hotter, no doubt. Oh, that school btw is White Pines, Go Wolverines!!! All my fellow peers should remember the first pep rally
of grade 9. K. Lansdell and his pathetic "Green, Grey, White", oh well Kyle, good luck with the married life eh? What else
are the great memories? It's hard to think now, but I will remember, give me moment?
Okay, well there was always Mr. Youngs geography class, and his
goat. Swystun's turkeys and potatoes and the dances, and of course the Quake tourney in the good old library during grade
9 exams. Boy did I love winning with that knife. Grade 10 was all about the h2o, tugboats and satellites, Uni MP and Lori,
battleships of course, smelt fishing, Hiawatha, and Trout Lake saunas. Way too much partying. Who knows about grade 11 eh?
Well thats about it, I know it was supposed to be about me, but
I went on about you guys too. Oh well. Deal.